- Drooling over the freshly leaked iphone prototype http://bit.ly/99l4jg Will be a day one purchase. #
- Hit-and-run catdog rub-hugs #
- I have to assume the movie “Kick-Ass” is a period piece – like, from the days when people actually used MySpace. /via @alyankovic #
- The new Soda Popinski is kicking my ass. The reaction time required is excessive. #
- “Chew 1 tablet and take with water after the first loose stool.” Thats my world right now. Been a fantastic afternoon. #
- The Hurrican Katrina of my stomach is happening right now. Will the levees break? #
- This oil spill business is heartbreaking and frustrating #
- Several different tweets today have Referenced brunch. Am I out of the brunch loop? Is brunch the new Lady GaGa? #
- Oh man, it’s one of those “nothing is simple” days. Nothing is cooperating. #
- I would very much like to have relations with Christina Hendricks. #
- Having a lot more fun with Dante’s Inferno than I was with God of War III… #
- Clean inbox, F YES. #
- Thursday, June 24 – Futurama returns, on Comedy Central. Premiere date is now official. #
- I hear the ice cream man. Didn’t even know those still existed. Wonder if he has any Series Three Garbage Pail Kids… #
- Is there such thing as City Crock? Is the Country the only place that gets Crock? #
- What’s brown and rhymes with snoop? #
- Dr. Dre. #
- Love that joke. #
