- Uncooperative Dump. #
- SUCK. Where’d all my brush presets go?!? I’ve been adding to them for years. WTF Photoshp? #
- Fellation Chamber #
- Just had one installed. Totally worth it. #
- Rick Perry is Americas #1 republican choice for Pres at the moment. Ron Paul is #3 Worst Multiverse ever. Also, Sarah Palin snorts cocaine. #
- Under the influence of heavy migraine Meds, so pardon any dumb tweets. Except that last one. The smartest one ever. #
- Ask me anything, I’ll answer. #
- Waiting on scanner to scan ultra hi-res masterpiece #
- In the meantime I’ll answer my own questions: Best Bond: Roger Moore #
- Why I drive a Camaro? It runs in the family. #
- Best X-Man: Multiple Man #
- Best Tetris: NES. At Deedle’s, while supposed to be recording. #
- I would fuck Kim Kardashian #
- Miracle Whip is made from Satan’s vagina #
- This is really really hard to type with migraine madness. #
- I don’t know who Keizer Soze is. #
- I once rigged my videocamera to my tv while my parents were put of town so I could see what my taint looked like. #
- I wonder if “Mexi-Dicks in Chicks” is a porno. Surely. #
- I hate it when people say Chester drawers. #
- Cory Haim #
- On the way back from a Tendril show in Austin, I once masturbated in the back of Tony’s CR-X. The other other passengers never found out. #
- Halo is overrated. #
- Chronicles of Riddick is absurdly underrated. #
- No. Just on a deadline, bored waiting for stuff to save. And migraine medicide. #
- I once masturbated to a Lara Croft action figure, too, just like in the movie Grandma’s Boy. Then, correctly, felt disturbed afterward. #
- I’ve never played Angry Birds. #
- At Duane’s house I once ate cooked spam. #
- Ive literally left my house twice in two months. #
- I am not attracted to black women at all. I prefer brunettes and Asians. #
- I absolutely adore Kylie Minogue and her music but am totally not gay. #
- 3D is dumb. #
- I sleep on my side, therefore wake ip every dag covered in drool. My Beard is a soak sponge. #
- I believe in a god, but believe the bible is no holy book, written only to keep the masses in line and explain the (then) unexplained. #
- I watch Jem daily. #
- All my best toys came from Edison’s. #
- I own Selene Gomez’ new album. For research. For real. I’m serious about the songwriting pursuit. #
- I design albums for sometimes mediocre bands and write sometimes mediocre dance Music, but great things come one small step at a time. #
- One time at a friends elementary Birthday party, I got a tick bite on my penis and it became giant. I thought they were going to cut it off. #
- …But I got a Wicket the Ewok figure out of it for the doctor touching my junk. #
- Did anyone ever define what “Wang Chunging” was? #
- I can’t decide if Pajama Jeans are sexy or absolutely horrifying. #
- Boba Fett ain’t all that. IG-88 for Lyfe. #
- I once got a blow job from a moderate celebrity, totally out of nowhere. #
- What the hell is a Dougie? #
- My Zeta Gundam model kit has sat unfinished for 6 months. Kamille Bidan is going to show up at my house and punch me in the face. #
- Weather Machine Warfare. It’s real. #
- Why does Castlevania call Igors Flea-Men? #
- I own both Lindsay Lohan albums. #
